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sodomymcscurvylegs:

rhemamichelle:

thelovelybones124:

I fucking hate y’all LMFAOOO 😭😭

THIS IS SO UGLY DKGFDJKFFJK

The cinematography tho 💀💀💀💀💀💀

ekstatophoros:

gabsrielala:

uglyfun:

this encounter seems very intimate and magical, like a moment in a dream

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen. The end of it omfg

You know the cat probably snuck into someone’s house and stole that tiger from some toddler 

theinturnetexplorer:

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Homosexuality explained in a German Children’s Book

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super-random-j:

teacupfulofstarshine:

everydaylouie:

ghost choir 👻 🎵

I DID NOT THINK ANYTHING COULD TOP GHOST DUET

I WAS WRONG

I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY TO BE WRONG IN ALL MY LIFE

Mariah Scarey was really goin’ off at the end.

seizurecube:
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“I can’t finish this. My hands are shaking. Someone else do it
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Thanks
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Wait a minute
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pariztexas:

paper-mario-wiki:

closeupofpaintings:

Carl Bloch -  In a Roman Osteria, 1866 (detail), oil on canvas

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crazy-monster-design:

Here are the Super Sentai and Kamen Rider based on cactus.

Cactus Mozoo (Goggle V, 1982)
Cactus Evo (Dynaman, 1983)
General Cactus (Dairanger, 1993)
Bara Cactus I and II (Ohranger, 1995)
Cactus Orphnoch (Kamen Rider 555, 2003)
Hades Beast Specter (Magiranger, 2005)

(CHECK THE OTHER CRAZY MONSTERS: crazy-monster-design.tumblr.com)

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darthlenaplant:

ranger-truth:

marzipanandminutiae:

elfman98:

hotdadcalendar:

I literally can’t get myself to sit through movies that don’t have women. I’m like where the fuck are the women? Why are there so many men? This is boring as fuck goodbye

Even if it’s historically accurate?

as everyone knows, women were invented in 1990

All the notes of “women weren’t on old time battlefields” are wrong. There were more prostitutes and merchant women than there were soldiers in most every encampment. They followed the armies, marching alongside them, and notably ran the camps.

Many more women dressed as men to fight.

Long before female nurses were officially considered to be a part of the military, they were already on the battlefield. They merely didn’t get written into official reports because they were “invisible women”, “not supposed to be there”. Usually they would be local women running a makeshift care center out of their homes.

Movies involving ancient societies? Guess how many had female fighters?

Spies? Mostly female. Yeah, only the men were caught, usually (because nobody suspected the servant woman), but historians believe most cases had more women spies than men. Most cases meaning across time and continents.

Giving me a movie on samurai? Women were trained as well to avoid being captured and raped, and often fought just as hard as men. One woman notably survived multiple battles, and became a hero alongside her sisters after taking out 7 men before dying in her last fight (usually in sword fighting you’d be lucky to take out 2 enemy soldiers. 7 is fucking insane, but because she was a woman it was shoved under the records how the lord managed to survive).

Women have ALWAYS been on battlefields. Women have an intense history in driving victories and losses alike. They were supply runners, fighters, spies, assassins, prostitutes (look up how prostitutes essentially ran the western world, or even the social status of harem members. They literally fucking ruled), even underground activists.

The only time there weren’t many women were with cowboys. Actual western cowboys tended to be both POC and gay. In fact, any time women didn’t have a near equal or greater presence, there was a LOT of gay men.

History: either 80% female or 100% gay. And it’s 95% POC.

Opaque  by  jslucas